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Today is Setting Orange, the 48th day of Aftermath, in the yold 3189.

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Afflux 8th December 2023 Holyday of the season of The Aftermath. Thank Goddess it’s getting toward the end of the year. Thank Goddess the aftermath of what you did all year isn’t too bad. Well, not as bad as it could have been.
Circlemas 23rd December 2023 Celebrating circles, geometry’s most boring shape. On this day circles are pondered, noticed, and appreciated. Celebrants of Circlemas may decorate themselves, their households, or other things with circles and circular patterns, and partake only of circular foods.