Jan
27
Mon
Chaosloth
Jan 27 all-day

Sloth Days are celebrated by not doing anything to celebrate them.

Jan
29
Wed
Puzzle Day
Jan 29 all-day

Solve Something… anything… just Solve It!

Feb
1
Sat
Heterodis
Feb 1 all-day

A Day of Discord. Each Day of Discord has a long tradition of being a Discordian gathering day. Some say that, whenever two or more Discordians gather in Her name, the Day of Discord is there.

Feb
2
Sun
Old-Ack Day
Feb 2 all-day

Celebrate “Renew Old Acquaintances Day” by sending greeting cards to old acquaintances you haven’t been in touch with lately.

Feb
5
Wed
Dadanova Day
Feb 5 all-day

Dadanova is the famous Discordian art movement. The day is celebrated by creating and sharing art.

Feb
9
Sun
X-Day
Feb 9 all-day

A celebration of the end of the world

Feb
14
Fri
Valenton’s Day
Feb 14 all-day

An ancient holyday invented by rain.
A holyday originally celebrating the need, the need for clean.
A holyday since dedicated to fertility, nudity, and man-suckling wolves.
A holyday not born of fever, rather fever was born of it.
A holyday so awesome, a god was created from it.
A holyday so fabulous, it survived being outlawed.
A holyday so stimulating, it made the Pope dare senators to go naked.
A holyday named after three saints, of which nothing is known.
Truly, this is the Best. Holyday. Ever.

Feb
16
Sun
Reveday of the Dark Lation
Feb 16 all-day

A day to celebrate a revelation of darkness, the death of dead methods, and the dark side of Discordia.

Feb
17
Mon
RAK Day
Feb 17 all-day

Do something kind to a friend or stranger for no reason at all (other than it being Random Acts of Kindness Day).

Feb
18
Tue
Mary Day
Feb 18 all-day

Honor The Mary, who is Patron Saint, Illuminated, of Bearers of Erisian Tattoos, and also Keeper of the Holy Chao Belly (rub it for good luck–with permission, of course). This is a good day to do something for a Mary, do something Merry, or even to Marry someone. (If you are merry about marrying a Mary, you earn extra points).