Holyday of the season of The Aftermath. Thank Goddess it’s getting toward the end of the year. Thank Goddess the aftermath of what you did all year isn’t too bad. Well, not as bad as it could have been.
Celebrating circles, geometry’s most boring shape. On this day circles are pondered, noticed, and appreciated. Celebrants of Circlemas may decorate themselves, their households, or other things with circles and circular patterns, and partake only of circular foods.
Inspired by raccoons digging through the trash generated by other holydays, this is a day to shed any earthly ties that are affecting you, honour trash-scavenging animals, and dwell on how you would like to change in the next year.
A day to accumulate more earthly ties and take advantage of post-holyday sales. It doesn’t have to be a shopping holiday however, and is more centered around treating and indulging yourself, especially concerning things that are a change in your lifestyle, outlook, or aesthetic.
Beware the Dreaded Illuminati on Eye Days. Our ancient foes stole Eye Days from us as a time to commit particularly heinous and bloodthirsty acts upon any Discordian they could capture. Make sure your membership paperwork in the AISB is up-to-date and be ready to produce it on demand. In addition, to ensure the readiness of fellow Discordians, pretend to be an inspection agent with the AISB and make surprise checks on their membership paperwork
Not really a holyday so much as a calendrical event marked by a hangover
Celebration of the Apostle Hung Mung. Appropriate activities include thigh-slapping, laughing, ripping off other people’s ideas, and hunting cabbages.