Celebrate this day by planting a tree, thinking of five apple trees, or thinking of one apple tree five times
The anniversary of the Erisian creation of all chaos. Celebrate this day by chanting the Discordian Taoist truth: “Creation and creator are one; there is no creator separate from creation.”
The night before All Triangle’s Day, marked by intoxication and trying to cut things into right-angled triangles
Celebrating the Birth of Malaclypse the Younger on this day in 3107 YOLD (1941 CE).
Pull some small Jakes or practical jokes, especially those that cause embarrassment or the loss of personal modesty. In other words, do like the Elppin do. Remember, junior jakes should be fun! And legal. Don’t forget legal.
A day for us to enjoy the fun of a scavenger hunt. Hide some extraneous items around the office and then send out an email with a prize for the first person to find them all. Or, set up an online scavenger hunt for people to track down items that can be found on the Internet. Of course this is also the perfect day to set up scavenger hunt for your kids and have a blast watching them run amok tracking down the hidden treasures.
A truly holy day where we celebrate the most important item we will ever own; a towel.
Keep a towel with you all day. People respect those who carry a towel. And if you meet someone who is too foolish to show you respect, use your towel to cover your eyes. They’ll assume that if you can’t see them, they can’t see you, and they’ll leave you alone. At least that’s the theory.
Beware the Dreaded Illuminati on Eye Days. Our ancient foes stole Eye Days from us as a time to commit particularly heinous and bloodthirsty acts upon any Discordian they could capture. Make sure your membership paperwork in the AISB is up-to-date and be ready to produce it on demand. In addition, to ensure the readiness of fellow Discordians, pretend to be an inspection agent with the AISB and make surprise checks on their membership paperwork