Mar
27
Mon
Discardia
Mar 27 all-day

Let go of everything that doesn’t make your life awesome!

It’s a holiday with deep roots touching unconsumption, the slow movement, downshifting, and voluntary simplicity. Unlike many holidays, it doesn’t involve obligations or expense or overblown expectations of specialness. It does not require us to interact with people whom we do not wish to interact with. In fact, it doesn’t require us to do anything. Discardia is celebrated by letting go of what doesn’t add value to your life—whether physical object, habit, or emotional baggage—and replacing it with what makes your world truer to your essential self. The core concept is this: If we continually discard what doesn’t help us, we’ll be left with more of what does—more space, energy, and time to make our lives even better.

Mar
29
Wed
Festival of Smoke and Mirrors Day
Mar 29 all-day

A day of illusions.

Apr
1
Sat
Jake’s Day
Apr 1 all-day

The day is marked by the commission of hoaxes and other practical jokes, or sending someone on a fool’s errand, the aim of which is to embarrass the stupid.

Apr
3
Mon
World Party Day
Apr 3 all-day

A synchronized global mass celebration of a better world and the active creation of desirable reality, under the premise that social awareness participates in the creation of reality.

Apr
5
Wed
Be Kind To Tourists Day
Apr 5 all-day

Celebrate this day with random acts of kindness to tourists. Those who find this difficult can go some place out of town and pretend to be tourists

Apr
6
Thu
Discomas
Apr 6 all-day

A seasonal holy day of drunken antics and hallucinogenic fugues

Apr
10
Mon
Discosloth
Apr 10 all-day

Sloth Days are celebrated by not doing anything to celebrate them

Apr
12
Wed
Recudis
Apr 12 all-day

A Day of Discord. Each Day of Discord has a long tradition of being a Discordian gathering day. Some say that, whenever two or more Discordians gather in Her name, the Day of Discord is there.

Apr
14
Fri
Teen Lit. Day
Apr 14 all-day

Teen Literature Day is for raising awareness among the general public that young adult literature is a vibrant, growing genre with much to offer today’s teens.

It’s a holyday devoted to literacy that also gives us an excuse for cosplay. What’s not to love?

Apr
15
Sat
Break Day
Apr 15 all-day

Give yourselves a well deserved break