Sep
26
Sun
Bureflux
Sep 26 all-day

Holyday of the season of Bureaucracy. Have an accountant party. Invite every accountant you know to it, and make all non-accountants dress like accountants and talk constantly using accountant-like nonsense. Instead of business cards, the fake accountants should hand out Pope cards when introducing themselves.

Sep
28
Tue
Ask a Stupid Question Day
Sep 28 all-day

What is this holyday for, anyway?

Sep
30
Thu
Blasphemy Day
Sep 30 all-day

Blasphemy Day is a holyday in which individuals and groups are encouraged to openly express their criticism of, or even disdain for, religion.

Oct
2
Sat
Farm Animals Day
Oct 2 all-day

Farm Animals Day is dedicated to celebrating, honoring, and memorializing the many cows, pigs, turkeys, chickens, and other animals which die every year to provide humanity with nourishment.

Oct
3
Sun
Undis
Oct 3 all-day

A Day of Discord. Each Day of Discord has a long tradition of being a Discordian gathering day. Some say that, whenever two or more Discordians gather in Her name, the Day of Discord is there.

Oct
5
Tue
Gonkulator Day
Oct 5 all-day

A time to recognize impressive and sophisticated-seeming devices that are completely useless. See how many you can find in your home or office.

Oct
9
Sat
Curious Events Day
Oct 9 all-day

Hold an event that piques someone’s curiosity or attend an event that’s piquing yours. Metaphorically kill the proverbial cats!

Oct
14
Thu
Allodis
Oct 14 all-day

A Day of Discord. Each Day of Discord has a long tradition of being a Discordian gathering day. Some say that, whenever two or more Discordians gather in Her name, the Day of Discord is there.

Oct
19
Tue
Zareye
Oct 19 all-day

Beware the Dreaded Illuminati on Eye Days. Our ancient foes stole Eye Days from us as a time to commit particularly heinous and bloodthirsty acts upon any Discordian they could capture. Make sure your membership paperwork in the AISB is up-to-date and be ready to produce it on demand. In addition, to ensure the readiness of fellow Discordians, pretend to be an inspection agent with the AISB and make surprise checks on their membership paperwork

Oct
24
Sun
Maladay
Oct 24 all-day

Celebration of the Apostle Malaclypse The Elder.