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Celebrating the Birth of Lord Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst on this day in 3104 YOLD (1938 CE).
A day for smoke art, chilled vibes, and general peace and prosperity.
Inspiring awareness and appreciation for the world’s natural environment.
Upon completing 52 years and 11 days of studying the universe, Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst became an ordained Minister of the Universal Life Church—on 43 Discord 3156.
A subtle Buddhist teaching that nobody without the Buddha Mind understands is that when the Buddha was enlightened, the whole universe—with all its sentient beings, inanimate objects and blunt instruments—attained Satori with him.
On 43 Discord 3156 the entire cosmos—people, stars, space rubbish and all—became an ordained minister and so anyone or anything is now legally qualified in most states to get drunk at weddings and giggle at funerals, spit holy water, christen puppies and preach salvation by fire and brimstone.
Only an ordained minister, however, can see how this is possible.
So, on Universal Ordination Day we commemorate the Ordination of the Universe by passing out as many Authorized and Authentic All-Purpose Discordian Society Ordination Certificates as possible.
Fire and dancing. Fun!
St. Scatterwall’s Day is spent trying to figure out what St. Scatterwall’s Day is about.
There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to humanity. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and on the fifty-eighth of Discord, plan on confronting the pit of your fears and the summit of your knowledge. Today is the day to celebrate the dimension of imagination, known as the Twilight Zone.
Celebrate this day by planting a tree, thinking of five apple trees, or thinking of one apple tree five times
The anniversary of the Erisian creation of all chaos. Celebrate this day by chanting the Discordian Taoist truth: “Creation and creator are one; there is no creator separate from creation.”