Sloth Days are celebrated by not doing anything to celebrate them.
A Day of Discord. Each Day of Discord has a long tradition of being a Discordian gathering day. Some say that, whenever two or more Discordians gather in Her name, the Day of Discord is there.
Celebrate “Renew Old Acquaintances Day” by sending greeting cards to old acquaintances you haven’t been in touch with lately.
Dadanova is the famous Discordian art movement. The day is celebrated by creating and sharing art.
An ancient holyday invented by rain.
A holyday originally celebrating the need, the need for clean.
A holyday since dedicated to fertility, nudity, and man-suckling wolves.
A holyday not born of fever, rather fever was born of it.
A holyday so awesome, a god was created from it.
A holyday so fabulous, it survived being outlawed.
A holyday so stimulating, it made the Pope dare senators to go naked.
A holyday named after three saints, of which nothing is known.
Truly, this is the Best. Holyday. Ever.
A day to celebrate a revelation of darkness, the death of dead methods, and the dark side of Discordia.
Do something kind to a friend or stranger for no reason at all (other than it being Random Acts of Kindness Day).
Honor The Mary, who is Patron Saint, Illuminated, of Bearers of Erisian Tattoos, and also Keeper of the Holy Chao Belly (rub it for good luck–with permission, of course). This is a good day to do something for a Mary, do something Merry, or even to Marry someone. (If you are merry about marrying a Mary, you earn extra points).