Jul
2
Thu
Mid-Year’s Day
Jul 2 all-day

An often-depressing calendrical event rarely celebrated. If you do wish to though you must use only middle names, stay to the middle of the road, and point to everything with your middle finger.

Jul
3
Fri
Civil Disobedience Day
Jul 3 all-day

Unjust laws must be broken.

Jul
10
Fri
Silence Day
Jul 10 all-day

A day for medication and reflection… and telling others to be quiet.

Jul
14
Tue
Pandemonium Day
Jul 14 all-day

Pandemonium Day is a day of sheer bedlam and utter chaos, when everything is happening at the same time. Embrace it!

Jul
15
Wed
Confuflux
Jul 15 all-day

Holyday of the season of Confusion. Travel in a direction you have never gone before. Travel randomly. Stop and ask for directions to Thuddite Manor.

Jul
17
Fri
Yellow Pig Day
Jul 17 all-day

The day is typically marked by exchanging gifts relating to yellow pigs, mathematics, the number 17, and singing yellow pig songs

Jul
19
Sun
Flitch Day
Jul 19 all-day

Once a year, local monks give a “flitch” of bacon to couples who can prove a year’s worth of joyful cohabitation to a jury of their single peers.

Jul
20
Mon
Mal-2 Day
Jul 20 all-day

Remembering the Life and Words of Malaclypse the Younger, who left us on this day in 3166 YOLD (2000 CE).

Jul
23
Thu
Jack Slack’s Day
Jul 23 all-day

Jack Slack is honored this day for his work in guru liberation, liberating gurus from their mistaken beliefs that they are channels for liberation.

Aug
1
Sat
Friendship Day
Aug 1 all-day

Celebrating friendship in a ritual of meeting new people.