May
15
Sat
Tree Day
May 15 all-day

Celebrate this day by planting a tree, thinking of five apple trees, or thinking of one apple tree five times

May
16
Sun
Creation Day
May 16 all-day

The anniversary of the Erisian creation of all chaos. Celebrate this day by chanting the Discordian Taoist truth: “Creation and creator are one; there is no creator separate from creation.”

May
17
Mon
Haltrieen
May 17 all-day

The night before All Triangle’s Day, marked by intoxication and trying to cut things into right-angled triangles

May
18
Tue
Squareshin
May 18 all-day

Celebrating squares and other quadrilaterals

May
21
Fri
Mal-2mas
May 21 all-day

Celebrating the Birth of Malaclypse the Younger on this day in 3107 YOLD (1941 CE).

May
23
Sun
Jake Day Jr.
May 23 all-day

Pull some small Jakes or practical jokes, especially those that cause embarrassment or the loss of personal modesty. In other words, do like the Elppin do. Remember, junior jakes should be fun! And legal. Don’t forget legal.

May
24
Mon
Scavenger Hunt Day
May 24 all-day

A day for us to enjoy the fun of a scavenger hunt. Hide some extraneous items around the office and then send out an email with a prize for the first person to find them all. Or, set up an online scavenger hunt for people to track down items that can be found on the Internet. Of course this is also the perfect day to set up scavenger hunt for your kids and have a blast watching them run amok tracking down the hidden treasures.

May
25
Tue
Towel Day
May 25 all-day

A truly holy day where we celebrate the most important item we will ever own; a towel.

Keep a towel with you all day. People respect those who carry a towel. And if you meet someone who is too foolish to show you respect, use your towel to cover your eyes. They’ll assume that if you can’t see them, they can’t see you, and they’ll leave you alone. At least that’s the theory.

May
26
Wed
Mojeye
May 26 all-day

Beware the Dreaded Illuminati on Eye Days. Our ancient foes stole Eye Days from us as a time to commit particularly heinous and bloodthirsty acts upon any Discordian they could capture. Make sure your membership paperwork in the AISB is up-to-date and be ready to produce it on demand. In addition, to ensure the readiness of fellow Discordians, pretend to be an inspection agent with the AISB and make surprise checks on their membership paperwork

May
29
Sat
Canodis
May 29 all-day

A Day of Discord. Each Day of Discord has a long tradition of being a Discordian gathering day. Some say that, whenever two or more Discordians gather in Her name, the Day of Discord is there.