An often-depressing calendrical event rarely celebrated. If you do wish to though you must use only middle names, stay to the middle of the road, and point to everything with your middle finger.
A day for medication and reflection… and telling others to be quiet.
Pandemonium Day is a day of sheer bedlam and utter chaos, when everything is happening at the same time. Embrace it!
Holyday of the season of Confusion. Travel in a direction you have never gone before. Travel randomly. Stop and ask for directions to Thuddite Manor.
The day is typically marked by exchanging gifts relating to yellow pigs, mathematics, the number 17, and singing yellow pig songs
Once a year, local monks give a “flitch” of bacon to couples who can prove a year’s worth of joyful cohabitation to a jury of their single peers.
Remembering the Life and Words of Malaclypse the Younger, who left us on this day in 3166 YOLD (2000 CE).
Jack Slack is honored this day for his work in guru liberation, liberating gurus from their mistaken beliefs that they are channels for liberation.