Discordian Tales

A truly holy day where we celebrate the most important item we will ever own; a towel.

Keep a towel with you all day. People respect those who carry a towel. And if you meet someone who is too foolish to show you respect, use your towel to cover your eyes. They’ll assume that if you can’t see them, they can’t see you, and they’ll leave you alone. At least that’s the theory.